If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
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i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
no one ever likes me as much as i like them
The One Where It All Began ★
"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it."
oh my…this is perfect
i literally stared for a minute or so